LINCTUS: THE BONKERS BREW

So you've stumbled upon a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your taste buds because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is gooey, like a potion brewed in the bowels of the earth. It tastes like licorice and regret and smells like something died in there. But hey, it might just make you levitate! One sip and you might see things a